From Little Acorns |
During
the '80s and early '90s we'd regularly meet other teams who'd enjoyed tours to various
parts of the country. Why not us, especially since ex-members of the disbanded West End
Colts (including Adie Lamberth) had joined and the squad gelled into one, big, happy and
youthful bunch with plenty of energy to expend (Huh? - Ed). The last straw came when neighbouring Bisley regaled us with stories of
what their antics on tour. That was it, we'd talked about it long enough and wanting to
put our stamp on the club went for it, courtesy
of "Beefy" Turner who put the wheels in motion and arranged it
all.
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"Big
Jay" Walliker, umpiring at Mount Hawke, 1998 |
The May Bank
Holiday weekend of '93 finally arrived and off we duly trotted to the Isle of Wight,
staying in Ventnor. There, preliminary explorations led us to the Mill Bay Tavern,
frequented by local cricketers AND with decent beer. We'd quickly found our surrogate
local and thus were equipped to survive the weekend, one trashed hotel room
notwithstanding. It wasn't us, Guv. As with most of the country, Saturday is league
cricket day, so stuck for a local side we borrowed a local ground and played another
touring side from London, Merton Saints. Taking the field in the face of heavier skies and
rain the game was abandoned at half time. Not the best start, but with reasonable matches
on the Sunday and Monday, evenings down our temporary local and a trip to Colonel Bogeys'
nightclub, the template for future tours was born.
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Video '95 |
So successfully it HAD to be
repeated. The same weekend in '94 we booked in at Heatherton Grange, a reasonably spacious
hotel midway between Wellington and Taunton in Somerset. The weather was rather warmer and
we managed to win all three games. The first at Hinkley Point near the coast had some
surface water as "Beefy" Turner will testify - all of him found just about the
only puddle on the field! The Kangaroo court set-up did just that - set-up. Ian Hunt's
penalty was to perform an "updated" version of that favourite hymn, "All
Things Bright And Beautiful," subtitled along the lines of "And Hunty Grunts And
Smells." Not a pretty sight, nor was Duncan Perry taking to the field in a borrowed
dress and Kev getting a drowning whilst washing the hotel management's cars as a
punishment. Video footage exists of some of the memorable moments - something for the
future, no doubt! |