Gallery of the 2000 tour - West End Cricket Club

The scene of all criminal activities in 2000. Yelfs' in Ryde was the perfect bolt-hole within easy staggering distance of the rest of the town - especially downhill

But why stagger far and wide when you can do it here? This piccie is from where Howard tries to persuade Dazza (on something called "TVR's") to get drunk "and feel as if you are."

The view down to the Solent. The nightspots are to be found at the bottom of the hill - and we all know that means one heck of a climb back when plastered at 2.30am

Having lost the Saturday game at Godshill to the previously wet weather we decided to check it out anyway seeing as we were hiring it for the Sunday game!

No cricket on the Saturday, so off we trotted to Sandown beach for a little game of footie, which turned into a rather larger game of footie. All in good taste.

....until came the moment when our lively and kicking President took one where it hurts. No longer was he lively and kicking, and no flippin' wonder either

"Do I make you horny, babe?" was the typical cry of this Gentleman Adventurer. We all thought Dazza looked like a hairdresser here - ironic as he looks as if he invented the economy haircut all by himself. Don't be fooled: hairdressers talk to you, while at the other end of the scale "DeeJayDaz" (as he signs emails as) could shout for England. A real-life Tony & Guy?

Saturday Morning, after the "night before". We were getting some fresh air when Howard noticed Craigs' pale appearance. "He's not very well" explains Howard of our poorly-looking companion. The other two piccies here are from the same morning, where craig wishes it wasn't morning, not now, not ever....